Randomness

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

(via diagonalleywestside)

shampained:

why doesn’t school teach you actual life skills like how to meet rich businessmen

(Source: prismcess, via captainlittleass-falconbigbutt)

teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

(via amautifect)

jaimelannister:

“I realized something. The videotape shows the killer goin’ in, but not comin’ out. So, there should be a trail to follow. A trail the police would never pursue. Blood. Somebody came this way.”

(via plaiding)

ejacurlate:

*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*

(via potter-who-games)